*knocks you out with a calculator* bet you weren’t counting on that
A moment of silence to all the kids who can’t wait to become a teenager because they think it’s fun
Two hours of silence for all the teenagers who can’t wait to become adults because they think they’ll get to do whatever they want
a shot of vodka to all the 20 somethings who are coping with a lack of rent money by sitting around eating captain crunch in dinosaur PJs wishing they were actually a pre-teen again.
i’m not addicted to tumblr i whisper to myself as i find myself online on both my laptop and phone
no one will ever be as funny as i think i am
how do you get over a book once you finish it?
a) you don’t
b) you can’t
c) you never will